Jonathan Adler is both a hominid and upright. He has been known to put pen to paper with some skill and ability. While his fabrication of words are very good his penmanship is that of some primordial beast. He was born, raised, and continues to dwell within Bayside, Queens. And yes, it is true, his elbows do bend backwards. Oh, and please put all donations in the box before you and I don’t wanna hear no jingling. Know what I mean?